How it started

Once upon a time, I was planning a trip to Chicago for the whole family. In classic fashion, I got the month wrong, and consequently on Frankie and I could go.

It was fantastic.

So when they approached me with the idea of going to Dollywood, it morphed into a road trip/college trip/ route 66 plan.

I obviously have no brakes.

So yes, these bitches be trippin.

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