The high-nutrition demolition, or "Holy kim chee Batman, are we in a pickle!"

Why might you ask, have we been checking the news feeds for "Las Vegas Bomb Scare?"

Because we accidentally planted a explosive device in the casino.

Before we left, I made a batch of kim chee with the intent of sharing it with the people we were staying with along the way. For those of you who aren't familiar with the stuff, it involves a very active fermentation of cabbage and other vegetables, to the point where it has to be burped daily or risk exploding the jar. It gets more active as it heats up.

And the smell - fermenting garlic, cabbage, peppers creates this pungent odor -

that can clear a room if you aren't careful.

So we had a couple quarts in a cooler along with our luggage when we left our room in Las Vegas.

We did not have the cooler when we looked in the car in boulder.

So, somewhere in the El Cortez, is a ticking time bomb, or the fermentation devastation, as Frankie named it. Possibly the parking garage, getting warmer and warmer. Possibly the elevator, where if it explodes, it will stink up the place for weeks.

Yes, exactly like that

We'll let you know if we need to post bail.

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